becca: u need a puppy. u would be happier.
me: oh i know. nothing like being gone 10 hours a day to make you need a puppy.
becca: well u need a dog walker too
me: one day, when i'm rich and happy
me: besides, i'm too unstable. always plotting my next move
becca: scruffy says hello. he would like to know what you had for dinner
me: aww. i needa scruff
becca: u do though. someone happy to see u come home.
becca: cats are such a crapshoot. they aren't so much happy to see you
me: guys are always shooting me down when i tell them i want to get a cat. like, the two guy friends i've talked to about it are really adamantly against it.
becca: HAHAHA. maybe u shouldn't. man repellent.
me: that would ensure i remain single forever, i guess. although sometimes certain guys tell you that and then these certain guys go and fall for some crazy chick with...guess what...a cat! and have the cat over for visits at their apartment! and stuff
becca: ur the rule, not the exception
me: i know, man. but maybe that's how i'll know if a guy really likes me. if he likes me in spite of my cat
becca: but rach. there are so many other things to like you in spite of.
Who needs haters when you have a sister, amiright?