Saturday, April 30, 2011

Why someone clearly didn't get hugged enough as a child

"Ok, I gotta go now."

"Ok, love ya, sis."




"Tell me you love me."


"Tell me!"

"You stink."

"Tell. Me. You. Love. Me. Do it. Now."

"You love me."

"Tell me you love me!"

"You love me!"


"Ok, fine."


"I love...uuuuuuuuurinalysis!"

"Come on, seriously Bec? Just tell me you love me."

"I love euuuuuuulogies!"

"Look, just pretend you're singing the Barney song. Come on, you can do it."

"I love...u-turns!"

"Just say it!"

"I love euthanasia!"

"Gah. You're the worst; you know that, right? Look--U-hauls! Eunuchs! Units of measurement! See, I can do it too!" 

"Gotta go."

"K, love ya."


Which I guess explains why my sister posted, "Happy birthday! I love euthanasia!" on my Facebook wall. It's the thought that counts, right?   


  1. OK, Becca is hilarious! But I guess it's not funny when that snarky humor is pointed in your direction. But, really... funny!

    Is it your birthday today??? Happy, happy, HAPPY birthday to you, Rachel! I hope this is The Year of Rachel -- I really want you to have everything your heart desires.

  2. Happy Birthday Rachel!

    I love you! (but not in a weird-should -I -be -afraid- of -this- stalker- way)

  3. Thanks, ladies. My birthday was actually last Tuesday. (I am being a slacker blog poster again.) But thanks so much for the birthday wishes. :)

  4. Belated birthday wishes. ♪♫ Happy birthday to you! ♪♫

  5. I took a week off, just got in from Mexico last night and after a long week with many in-laws and the boyos, i'm taking a break from a mountain of laundry to say... i love you, happy birthday, El Kono.