Well, let's move on from that last post, shall we? As it turns out, according to the e-mail I just received, I have some very happy news to share with you. The e-mail reads:
Claire gave me the happy news that you and your partner were celebrating marriage yesterday. I'm delighted to hear it. I never met her, but it was clear that you had fallen in love.
I wish you both a wonderful life together!
Some Woman I Don't Know
So, there's that. I dunno, Internet...do you ever feel like the universe is trying to fuck with you? Or is the universe trying to tell me that I should become a lesbian? So, so many questions.
For now I remain ever faithfully yours, Internet,
Rachel, straight and single