If you can't find us, ask the host or hostess for Rachel, or just look for this:
or a bit later in the night, maybe this:
but hopefully (fingers crossed) not this:
And now I have posted the worst picture of me in existence for all the world to see. Yeah, this is basically the expression my face was frozen in from ages 11 through 17. I promise there will be no bershon on Friday, however.
So, be there or...well, don't, what am I going to do? I hope you do come, though. I will be there in my best party dress, and I can't wait to meet you.