What I saw today: a woman in the street unironically wearing a tiara
What I heard today: a prim and proper French woman call shredded cheese "raped cheese"
What I am covered in today: sand and toddler saliva (someone's a licker)
What I got chastised for by prim and proper French woman today: overly hasty tearing of tin foil-wrapped cookies makes it difficult to properly re-close; next time be more careful
Phone call I wish someone had thought to make today: the one telling me not to bother coming in to school today because the teacher was sick and they value my time too much to let me get up at 6:00 in the morning and spend over two hours on trains for nothing
Reason I am cranky today: see above
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Wait, does this mean you got the nanny job??
ReplyDeleteIt means I'm on a trial period where the mother eyes me skeptically and tells me everything I'm doing wrong (see tin foil incident).
ReplyDeleteI recommend a small shopping spree...or a raid at Starbucks...or doing absolutely nothing today to combat crankiness. :)
ReplyDeleteWeird coincidences:
ReplyDeleteWhat I recently heard: a guy on the street offer to "lick" two of my students
What I recently joked about all night: raping carrots.
Synchronicity, non? I'll be on the lookout for tiaras and tin foil...
tiaras are so pre economic downfall...
ReplyDeletefromage rapé means grated cheese!
ReplyDeleteTo rape in French = Violer