Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Why it's Ms. Crankypants, to you

What I saw today: a woman in the street unironically wearing a tiara

What I heard today: a prim and proper French woman call shredded cheese "raped cheese"

What I am covered in today: sand and toddler saliva (someone's a licker)

What I got chastised for by prim and proper French woman today: overly hasty tearing of tin foil-wrapped cookies makes it difficult to properly re-close; next time be more careful

Phone call I wish someone had thought to make today: the one telling me not to bother coming in to school today because the teacher was sick and they value my time too much to let me get up at 6:00 in the morning and spend over two hours on trains for nothing

Reason I am cranky today: see above

6 comments:

  1. Wait, does this mean you got the nanny job??

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  2. It means I'm on a trial period where the mother eyes me skeptically and tells me everything I'm doing wrong (see tin foil incident).

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  3. I recommend a small shopping spree...or a raid at Starbucks...or doing absolutely nothing today to combat crankiness. :)

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  4. Weird coincidences:
    What I recently heard: a guy on the street offer to "lick" two of my students
    What I recently joked about all night: raping carrots.
    Synchronicity, non? I'll be on the lookout for tiaras and tin foil...

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  5. tiaras are so pre economic downfall...

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  6. fromage rapé means grated cheese!

    To rape in French = Violer

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