Sunday, August 24, 2008

Why I've lost my appetite

One thing I've learned after living in other people's homes these past few months is that no matter many square feet of hardwood floors you have, no matter how vast and pristine your tile, your cat will invariably go out of his way to puke on your carpet. I think it's just for that extra added bit of fuck you; try cleaning that, you bi-ped.

I was only more recently, and quite horrifyingly, made aware, however, that in certain canine circles, cat puke is considered quite the delicacy.

Someone's sleeping alone tonight.    

1 comment:

  1. Looks like somebody needs to learn who's in charge! (Hint: not you.) :)

    PS--It's always the rug, dear. Trust me.