During the ten hours or so in the truck between Boston and Maryland yesterday, I noticed there was something strange about this air freshener tree.
Black Ice? Really, this is the name they came up with? Mmmm...smells like crisp winter mornings, the first snow of the season and ohmygodlookout!!!!!!!!
You know, I wish I had been present at the meeting were someone thought naming the new auto air freshener scent "Black Ice" was a good idea. Because I have a few suggestions of my own to propose:
Smells like panic and summer rain.
Smells like pine forests, musk, and melted rubber tire tracks on peaceful country roads.
These would be sold separately from my Puppies 'N' Rainbows Value Pak.
Yeah, I spent ten hours in a moving truck yesterday, this is the best you're getting from me. Happy holiday, all.