Saturday, February 16, 2008

Why it could always be worse

So there's a large bump on my forehead, which I can only assume is a zit, but man, is it impressive. It looks like a giant goose egg, like I clocked myself and good, and I'm half afraid something is trying to bust out of there. So far my theories are a) hormonal imbalance or b) I'm a unicorn! And apparently I'm not the only one. (Make sure you at least click on the last two links - totally worth it).

So apparently, it could be worse. And once again I have to say, thank you, bangs.

3 comments:

  1. My god, isn't it obvious? You were kidnapped by an alien life force and taken on a thousand-year tour of the Universe. You became pregnant by Or-Zog, their leader. You were returned to Earth, where you had only been gone for about three minutes in human time. The CIA mysteriously discovered your "condition" and arranged for you to enter a prestigious graduate school near Mass General Hospital, where the alien child will be delivered and brought to Langley for examination. You will have no memory of this.

    If I can be of any further help, you just give a shout.

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  2. Where do you find this stuff??? Jeez. :)

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  3. What an odd article of mine for you to have found and linked to. Where was my mind in 2006? On cat nuts and masturbating, apparently.

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