Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Why I ~heart~ Yankee swaps

I swear this photo shoot started out with the purest of intentions. I just wanted to show you guys my most awesome new dachshund-cum-piggy bank. I call him Noodle.












But then this guy in the background kept getting in the way.











No matter how I positioned him, he was always there, watching, following Noodle with his eyes.














It was kind of creepy.














Hey, wanna make out?














Wow, you're a really good kisser.














Whoa, I swear, I don't even know how this happened! It just...wheeeee!














Hey, Puffy McFleecepants, I'm glad you're having fun and all, but I don't know if this is working for me. Can we just....














Aw yeah, here we go. This is what I'm talking about.















Damn, it feels good to be a dachshund.

10 comments:

  1. New medication not working properly? Slow semester? You dropped out. You got kicked out!

    Ay, caramba. :)

    Worriedly,

    M

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  2. You PEOPLE. You have no SENSE OF HUMOR.

    Really. I expected more of you.

    :P

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  3. Oh my goodness.....I looked at this earlier and had a good chuckle, and her I am back looking again. Its like looking at something you shouldn't, but its just so f'ing funny, you can't help it!! I think its hilarious!!
    Heidi

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  4. Just for the record, I had many dachshunds growing up, and that is exactly what they look like as they try to hump your leg.....

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  5. Absolutally hilarious. Thanks for the laugh!

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  6. Well I'm glad SOMEONE liked it!

    And I know! I had a dachshund when I was growing up too. He humped my leg exactly once, but apparently the trauma of it is still lying dormant somewhere in my unconscious mind, which could explain this post. :)

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  7. Oh my god, I almost spit water all over my work computer. And then I promptly showed it to everyone here!

    (See? I told you I'd post a comment!)

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  8. Geez, R., gimme a break--I KNEW you was jokin'. :) I mean, it was a cuationary tale about modern life and love, right?

    And suppose that daschshund was just as traumatized as you were? Ever think of THAT? Ha!

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