But then this guy in the background kept getting in the way.
No matter how I positioned him, he was always there, watching, following Noodle with his eyes.
It was kind of creepy.
Hey, wanna make out?
Wow, you're a really good kisser.
Whoa, I swear, I don't even know how this happened! It just...wheeeee!
Hey, Puffy McFleecepants, I'm glad you're having fun and all, but I don't know if this is working for me. Can we just....
Aw yeah, here we go. This is what I'm talking about.
Damn, it feels good to be a dachshund.