Monday, November 26, 2007

Why gay is the new straight

Charlotte: I'm so confused. Is he gay or is he straight?
Carrie: It's not that simple anymore. The real question is, is he a straight gay man, or is he a gay straight man?
Samantha: Hopefully, he's a gay straight guy, which means he's straight with a lot of gay qualities. Whereas, a straight gay guy is just a gay guy who plays sports and won't fuck you.

According to the wise, wise words of SATC, apparently I have found myself the elusive gay straight guy. He plays sports, he has impeccable taste, he gives good backrubs, he seems quite interested in yours truly, and yet...

But let's back up a bit. The answer to the question, will he call?, is no, he will not.

But he will text. Last night found me returning to the scene of the debauchery, leaving a detailed note for my roommate directing her to my whereabouts, in the event that the police would later need a clue as to where to find my mangled remains. (You never can be too careful). The verdict: not a psycho-killer. We drank wine, he made dinner, and it was good. The chemistry however...that was not so good. So apparently I'm not super attracted to short and gayish. Who knew? (Oh wait, I did).

He seems to think he can beat me at ping-pong though, so perhaps I'll come out of this with a pong partner or a new friend, at least. Plus, I bet he would totally go shopping with me.


  1. Ok seriously, you are best friend and I have a blog together and happened to stumble upon you a couple of days ago.....needless to say, you have kept us in stitches and waiting in anticipation to her about the continued 'debauchery'!!!

  2. Hey, thanks! I'd love to check out your blog sometime, if you give me the info. I haven't really read any joint blogs before.

  3. Joint blogs. First joints with the gay straight guy and now joint blogs.

    Still awaiting your reply to my clever missive.

  4. Good thing you were careful, psychotic killers being a penny a dozen in Boston. Be sure to leave a living will with friends and family next time. In case the next kiss puts you in a coma. :>)

    Yours in caution,


  5. Our blog is:

    PS - I am the one with the pink in her hair.....